maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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