So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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