her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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