I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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