i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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