So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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