I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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