barbara walters just said penis...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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