used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
he was CRYING into my vagina
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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