By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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