Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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