You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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