I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT