How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.