You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i don't like sucking hair
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore