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$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.

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(309): $35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively. http://tfl.nu/sa2o

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wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.

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(478): wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward. http://tfl.nu/6j2p

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She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!

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(757): She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!! http://tfl.nu/gype

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Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.

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(985): Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with. http://tfl.nu/8rek

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I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again

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(906): I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again http://tfl.nu/daze

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I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?

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(404): I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that? http://tfl.nu/s882

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I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it

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(334): I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it http://tfl.nu/u4cv

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So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.

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(781): So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets. http://tfl.nu/zt9l

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I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.

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(269): I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week. http://tfl.nu/9ao4

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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,

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(484): Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me, http://tfl.nu/qbcn

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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?

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(760): is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group? http://tfl.nu/g166

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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.

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(219): You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty. http://tfl.nu/gbls

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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here

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Where are you?

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Jimmy John's.

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(512): There are so many Jimmy John's employees here (1-512): Where are you? (512): Jimmy John's. http://tfl.nu/2l3c

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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.

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(914): If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run. http://tfl.nu/cpd8

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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.

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(708): Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store. http://tfl.nu/aft6

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