Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue