Kiss
Puke
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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