is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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