Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis