i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.