Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
This can only be settled by a dance off.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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