is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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