too bad you live with your parents still
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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