Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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