What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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