Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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