what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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