Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we're chasing vodka with high fives
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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