There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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