My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
i out mim tonsoeep
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