when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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