Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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