I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.