Don't make out with my wife yet
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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