I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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