You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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