I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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