that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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