Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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