This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
His nipple licking is glorious
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