Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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