Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
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You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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