Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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