butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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