please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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