and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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