In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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