The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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