Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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