: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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