doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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