I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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