Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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