In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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