No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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