She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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